A display shed is supposed to offer privacy, but one man’s improvisational approach in a Slidell, Louisiana Lowe’s turned it into the week’s most unlikely stage. Naked, clutching Vaseline and a phone, he gave new meaning to “DIY project”—and left officers and shoppers alike with questions that rival the absurdity of the scene itself. Ready for the details?

Fired for being “too attractive” sounds like internet myth, but Iowa’s Supreme Court made it legal precedent. When the problem isn’t your work—but someone else’s imagination—what hope do you have for job security? The curious case of Melissa Nelson proves that, in some workplaces, reality really is stranger than fiction.

Obituaries usually blur together—unless you’re Gary Wolfelt, who wrote his own with the perfect mix of slapstick mishaps and dry wit. His no-frills, cardboard-cutout finale is proof that even farewells can earn a double-take. Curious how to sign off with style? This one’s worth the pause.

Ever seen a sitting judge walk out of her own courtroom—in handcuffs and a black robe? The indictment of Judge Hannah Dugan isn’t just a legal spectacle; it’s a case study in what happens when the guardians of law get caught between policy, conscience, and a door marked “Staff Only.” Curious how blurred those lines can get? The details are stranger than fiction.

Ever wondered what happens when political grandstanding meets questionable personal hygiene—publicly, and up to the knees? RFK Jr.’s “sacred fecal baptism” on Rock Creek is a spectacle equal parts absurd, aromatic, and (sadly) all too real, leaving park-goers, dogs, and rangers scrambling for higher ground—and perhaps, a little existential clarity. Curious how a literal mess becomes headline news? Dive in.

What drives someone to spend two years preparing to dangle from their own hair—let alone do it longer than anyone before? In the shadow of California’s redwoods, Leila Noone set a new record for hair hanging, blending circus artistry, sheer willpower, and a dash of scalp-defying logic. Curious what else the human mind (and follicles) can achieve? Read on.