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Hormel Stew Now With Extra Fiber (Warning: It’s Wood)

Summary for the Curious but Committed to Minimal Effort

  • Hormel recalled over 256,000 lbs of Dinty Moore beef stew (20 oz cans, lot T02045, best-by FEB 2028, EST 199G) after three consumers discovered wood fragments.
  • FSIS classified it as a Class I recall—no injuries reported—and is conducting effectiveness checks; consumers are urged to discard or return affected cans.
  • Similar wood-fragment recalls in Lean Cuisine and Stouffer’s this year underscore ongoing foreign-object contamination risks in mass-produced foods.

Picture opening a can of Dinty Moore beef stew—iconic, straightforward, and familiar. What’s less familiar, as detailed by CBS News, is the addition of “wood fragments” as a surprise ingredient, prompting Hormel to recall over 256,000 pounds of canned stew across the country.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) flagged the issue following a trio of consumer complaints about actual pieces of wood amidst the stew’s usual cast of beef and potatoes. All affected 20-ounce cans carry a “FEB 2028” best-by date, the lot code “T02045,” and establishment number “EST 199G”—the canning world’s version of a bat signal, or maybe a caution flag waving from your pantry shelf.

Unexpected Texture: Not the Fiber You Ordered

Food safety recalls aren’t rare, but “potential fragments of wood” is an especially rustic variety. As outlined in the recall notice referenced by CBS News, the problem was identified when the establishment notified the FSIS about three separate consumer discoveries of wood in their beef stew. So far, there have been no confirmed injuries—just a sprinkle of confusion (and extra caution) at dinner tables nationwide.

Gathering details from WFMJ’s coverage, the stew in question was produced on February 4, 2025, at Hormel’s facility in Tucker, Georgia, and distributed on a national scale. The recall is classified as Class I, which FSIS defines as a “reasonable probability of serious, adverse health consequences or death.” That may sound dramatic, but, as WFMJ contextualizes, no injuries or adverse reactions have actually been reported—just some notably fibrous mouthfuls.

FSIS is now conducting what they call “effectiveness checks” to ensure Hormel notifies its customers and that unsold product is no longer on shelves. Consumers are urged to double-check their pantries and either discard the product or return it. According to FSIS, a detailed distribution list will be published once it’s compiled.

Stew, Safety, and the Art of the Unexpected

This is not the first time “wood-like” materials have crept into comfort food this year. Earlier in the CBS News report, it’s also mentioned that certain Lean Cuisine and Stouffer’s meals from Nestlé faced recalls for similar reasons. Is this the dawning of a new era in “artisanal” texture, or just a reminder that even in the gleaming world of industrial food production, a stray foreign object can slip through?

Consumers received direct communication through the recall notices, but it only took three complaints—spanning thousands upon thousands of cans—to trigger a recall of this magnitude, as RLS Media also highlighted. Statistically, it poses a real challenge: is this a detection of rare, unlucky bites, or is there something systemic at play in the production line? According to the outlets, Hormel initiated the voluntary recall out of caution, and FSIS was promptly notified to ensure a nationwide response.

Drawing from Gulf Coast Media’s report, all products affected were produced on a single day, again identified as February 4, 2025, and labeled to make detection possible for consumers. It’s a detail that points to the likelihood of an isolated incident—though the specifics of how the wood found its way into the cans remain unpublicized.

A Canned Classic with an Unexpected Bonus

Dinty Moore has stubbornly survived the shifting tastes and trends of American pantries, offering a kind of reliable nostalgia—but perhaps not the “woodsy” nostalgia most shoppers have in mind. The current recall is just the latest in a recent string, with product recalls ranging from listeria to salmonella (and even a problematic kitchen faucet, per CBS News), driving home that food safety is as much about managing the unexpected as it is about process and protocol.

For now, the FSIS recommends discarding or returning affected cans. Hormel and federal officials are also fielding consumer questions: Hormel’s hotline and the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline are noted as resources in Gulf Coast Media’s coverage. So if stew is on your menu this week, perhaps take a moment to check your lot codes—just in case you’ve stumbled into an accidental foray into the world of high-fiber dining.

No injuries, no lawsuits, just a brief, collective pause as we all reflect on how easily the everyday can slide into the mildly absurd. It does make you wonder: is there any other classic dish—canned or otherwise—where the recipe might need to add “no splinters” to the ingredient list? Sometimes, even comfort food finds a way to surprise us, one bite (or wood fragment) at a time.

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