Ever found yourself stuck in traffic and wondered if you’ve accidentally driven onto the set of a dairy-themed fever dream? This week on I-80 in Pennsylvania, commuters encountered just that—a semi-truck disaster scattering shredded mozzarella across the highway, prompting cleanup crews and, perhaps, the world’s quickest cheese-themed punchlines. Curious how much cheese it takes to stop traffic? Read on for the full, savory account.